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Oye, Rach, escucha.
Did you know that during pregnancy...

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...your fingers swell up to twice
their size and never go back?

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Ay dios mío. Déjame ver eso.

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You fall for it every time.

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Ey. Mira, te traje
my old maternity clothes.

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Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet.
Oh, esos son tan lindos.

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Y mira. Mira como se expanden
a medida que el bebe crece?

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And then after the baby's born,
they're great for shoplifting melons.

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Oh, good, you're all here.
Okay, Thanksgiving tomorrow, 4:00.

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Oh. ¿Y adivina a quién invité? recuerda
that guy Will Culvert from high school?

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- No.
- Estaba en la clase de Ross.

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Marching band, was kind of overweight.
Bueno, mucho sobrepeso.

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I mean, I was his thin friend.

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Wow, I don't remember him.

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Are you sure you're not talking about
your imaginary boyfriend?

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No, ese era Jared.

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Guau. Haven't thought about him
en mucho tiempo.

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Anyway, um, Will's here on business...

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...and he didn't have a place to go
así que lo invité aquí.

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Oh, eso es lindo.

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Ah, por cierto,
he's lost a bunch of weight.

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Quiero decir, se ve bien.
Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous.

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- Todavía amo a Chandler.
- Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while.

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Okay, also, just so you know,
I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.

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- ¿Qué?
- Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.

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- Phoebe.
- Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

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No, no lo son.
They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

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All right, it's not just Phoebe.
Will's still on a diet...

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... Chandler no come
Comida de acción de gracias...

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...y Rachel está teniendo
her aversion to poultry.

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¿Ella es?

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Yeah, remember I had to leave
the other day when you had that chicken?

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I thought that was just because
I put the whole thing on my hand...

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...and made it walk across the table.

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It just doesn't seem worth it to make
a whole turkey for three people.

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Es mucho trabajo.

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But you gotta have turkey
on Thanksgiving.

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I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey
is like Fourth of July with no apple pie.

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Or Friday with no two pizzas.

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All right, fine, if it means that much to you,
but there's gonna be a ton left over.

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No, no lo habrá.
I promise I will finish that turkey.

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All right, you're telling me you can eat
almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

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Así es. Porque soy un Tribbiani.
Esto es lo que hacemos.

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We may not be great thinkers
o líderes mundiales.

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We don't read a lot or run very fast,
Pero maldita sea, podemos comer.

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Cuatro receptores abiertos. En tercera y 18.

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Hey, isn't it weird to think about
how next year at this time...

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...there'll be a little baby at the table?

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La de Raquel.
But good to know where you're at.

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- Ey.
- Ey.

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- Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
- Tú también.

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- Anything I can do to help?
- Actually, there is.

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Chandler usually helps but he's into
the game so I don't wanna bother him.

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- Could you help me fold these napkins?
- Seguro.

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I'm gonna go across the hall
para comprobar los ñames.

56
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- Bueno.
- No, no, no, cariño. No, así no.

57
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We're not at a barn dance.

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You wanna fold them like swans.
Like I showed you at Christmas, remember?

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Yeah, it all just came
gritándome de nuevo.

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- Entonces, ¿cómo va el juego?
- No tengo ni idea.

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¿Qué?

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Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game
so I don't have to help out with stuff.

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No te creo. Eso es brillante.

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- And Monica has no idea?
- No.

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De vez en cuando
I just yell and scream stuff at the TV.

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Oye, ¿qué...? ¡Ey!

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- Is your team winning, hon?
- Oh sí. Anderson just scored again.

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No hay ningún Anderson.

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Oh, I wanna get in on this. Hola, lunes?

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I don't think I can't help you after all.
I didn't realize this game was on.

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- Oh. I didn't know you liked football.
- Well, normally, I don't.

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But, you know, Green Bay is playing.

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- ¿Te gusta Green Bay?
- Well, it's only like my favorite bay.

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- Ey.
- Ey.

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- Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
- Ay, gracias.

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God, Will, I'm so glad that you came.
You just... You look great.

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Debes haber perdido como...

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A hundred and fifty pounds.

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Yeah, I'm gonna be in one of those
Subway sandwich commercials.

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- A pie.
- Bien. Uh, it's no fat, no sugar, no dairy.

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- No sirve de nada. Throw it out.
- You wanna meet some people?

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This is, uh, my husband, Chandler.
Chandler, este es Will.

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Ah, oye. I'd shake your hand but, uh,
I'm really into the game.

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Plus, I think it'd be better for my ego
if we didn't stand right next to each other.

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- Esta es Phoebe.
- Hola.

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Ey. Guau.

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Bien hecho.

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- ¿Quieres echarme una mano?
- Seguro.

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Monica, I can't get over how great
miras. Te ves impresionante.

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- You look incredible too. Estás tan en forma.
- I'm watching the game but I'm not deaf.

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Oh, um, I meant to tell you,
Ross viene.

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Ross viene. Genial, amo a Ross.

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Bueno, bien. Y Rachel Green también.

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Oh.

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- ¿Hay algún problema?
- No. Está bien.

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It's just, uh...

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Dios, la odiaba.

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- ¿Qué?
- La odiaba.

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She was horrible to me in high school.

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But hey, that was a long time ago.
Estoy en un buen lugar.

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It might be actually fun to see her again.

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Got any cakes or cookies or something?

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No, Will. No.

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You know, it's been a while since we
Gritó algo. Quizás deberíamos hacerlo.

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- Ah, okey. ¡No!
- ¡Oh, vamos!

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Maldito seas, árbitro. ¡Ardes en el infierno!

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Oye, ¿qué estás haciendo?
You gotta save room.

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You've got almost an entire turkey to eat.

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Déjame explicarte
how the human body works.

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I have to warm up my stomach first.

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- Eating chips is like stretching.
- Bueno.

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- Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full.
- I actually know what you're talking about.

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And I'm here to tell you something.

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You can eat and eat and eat,
but nothing will ever fill that void.

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- Who the hell is this guy?
- This is Will, from high school.

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- Ah, oye.
- Hola.

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- Voluntad.
-Ross.

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Oye, viniste.
Man, you look incredible. Cosas calientes.

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- ¿Cosas calientes?
- Es bueno verte, hombre.

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00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,649
Sí, tú también.
Man, so, what are you up to?

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00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:09,154
- I'm a commodities broker.
- ¿En realidad? Eso suena interesante.

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00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,948
- Yeah, it's not.
- Oh.

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- Pero soy rico y delgado.
- Ah, oye.

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Man, I don't think I've seen you since, uh,
Lance Davis' graduation party.

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- That was such a fun night.
- Sí.

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Would've been good if we had gotten in,
but still, real fun.

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God, we were lame back then. ¿tú
remember how into dinosaurs we were?

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- Sí.
- So, what do you do now?

129
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So how long are you in town?

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- Hola.
- Hola, cariño. Ah, bien.

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Raquel Verde.

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Ah, ah, eso es cierto.
¿Estarás bien?

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Oh, estaré bien. Es solo...
God, I hate her, Ross. La odio.

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Will, high school was a long time ago.

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00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,461
Look at her standing there
with those yams.

136
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:12,300
My two greatest enemies, Ross:
Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

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Dios mío, Mónica. ¿Quién es ese?

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00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:22,102
- That's Will, from high school.
-Ah. No lo recuerdo.

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Vaya, realmente lo entendí
sexy smoldering thing going on.

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Ay dios mío. mira el camino
él solo me está mirando.

141
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I think he's trying to mouth something
to me, but I can't make it out.

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Te odio.

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- Okay, dinner's ready.
- Bueno.

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- Sí. Esfuerzo sólido. Esfuerzo sólido.
- Ah, entonces ¿quién ganó?

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- Bahía Verde.
-Detroit.

146
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,343
- ¿Qué?
- Well, the Lions technically won.

147
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But it was a moral victory
for the Green Bay Mermen.

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00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,770
- Hola. Will, ¿verdad?
- Bien.

149
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,689
Bien, hola. Soy Raquel Verde.

150
00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:12,986
- Ah, te recuerdo.
- ¿En realidad? ¿No eres dulce?

151
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:18,366
Aunque tengo que decirte,
I'm having the hardest time placing you.

152
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,994
Oh, oh, espera. Creo que te recuerdo.

153
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:26,708
Did we, um...? ¿Nos tonteamos?
at Lance Davis' graduation party?

154
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,670
- Eres increíble.
- Gracias.

155
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:35,175
Uh, Rachel? ¿Por qué no te sientas aquí?
And, Will, you sit way over there.

156
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:46,186
¿Eso es todo? Incluso si nadie me ayuda,
I can eat that, no problem.

157
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,812
At least give me a challenge.

158
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,524
This is Chandler's chicken.

159
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This is the turkey.

160
00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:00,533
Oh. ¿Qué tan grande es eso?

161
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:05,413
- Alrededor de 19 libras.
- It's like me when I was born.

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00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,085
All right, who would, uh, like some yams?
¿Voluntad?

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00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,379
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

164
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,425
¿Qué? ¿Sabes qué?
Can we please keep the chicken...

165
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,678
...and the turkey and everything
¿del otro lado?

166
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:23,640
- The smell is just... Yuck.
- Típico. Ejem.

167
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,811
- Lo siento, ¿qué?
- Dije que era típico.

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00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,396
Typical of you, Rachel Green.

169
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:33,441
Queen Rachel, does whatever she wants
in her little Rachel-land.

170
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,448
Seriously, who is this guy?

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00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,619
Em, ejem, lo siento,
do you have a problem with me?

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00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:49,874
- No sé. ¿Yo? ¿Yo?
- Creo que sí.

173
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,254
Apparently you were a little mean to him
en la escuela secundaria.

174
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:59,134
- ¿Un poco malo? You made my life miserable.
- No tenía ni idea. Lo lamento.

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00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:03,054
Well, you should be.
Al diablo. Trae los ñames.

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00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,098
Will, but you've worked so hard.

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00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,350
- ¡Ñame!
- Bueno.

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00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:15,024
Uh, Will, I just wanna say that I'm real sorry
for whatever I did to you in high school.

179
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,277
Oh, it wasn't just me. Teníamos un club.

180
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,113
- ¿Tenías un club?
- Así es.

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00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,283
The "I Hate Rachel Green Club."

182
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,578
Ay dios mío. Entonces, ¿qué?
you all just joined together to hate me?

183
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:31,666
- Who else was in this club?
- Ross y yo.

184
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,758
No es necesario señalar.
Ella sabe quién es Ross.

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00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:50,894
- So you were in an "I Hate Rachel" club?
- Sí, lo era.

186
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,270
No, no.

187
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,441
So who else was in this club?

188
00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,361
Uh, actually, there was also that
exchange student from Thailand.

189
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,865
But I don't think he knew what it was.

190
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:07,160
So, Ross, we went out for two years
y nunca me dijiste...

191
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,078
...you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club."

192
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,791
¿Saliste con ella? Teníamos un pacto.

193
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,544
Fue en la escuela secundaria.
It's not like it was binding forever.

194
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,255
Entonces ¿por qué tenía
the word "eternity" in it?

195
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,843
Okay, Monica, did you know about this?

196
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,929
Juro que no lo hice. Hey, is that why you guys...

197
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,264
...used to go up to your bedroom
y cerrar la puerta?

198
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,976
- Sí.
- Eh. A little relieved, I gotta say.

199
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:38,441
Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?
I was a stupid kid, okay?

200
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,776
The only reason I joined...

201
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,154
- Cofounded.
- Cofundado.

202
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:48,201
Cofundó el club,
was that I was insanely in love with you.

203
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,036
Obviously I didn't handle it very well...

204
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,330
...but if you think about it,
the "I Hate Rachel Club"...

205
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,874
...was really the "I Love Rachel Club."

206
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,877
Uh, except that it was really
the "I Hate Rachel Club."

207
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:03,466
Okay, so, what, you guys would just get
together and say mean things about me?

208
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:08,054
- Well, we did a little more than that.
- No, no. No, no. No, no. Je.

209
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,931
¿Qué? ¿Qué más hiciste?

210
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,725
- Empezamos un rumor.
- ¿Qué rumor?

211
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:18,565
Vamos, Will.
Just take off your shirt and tell us.

212
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,112
-¿Ross?
- Ugh, it was no big deal.

213
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:30,577
Uh, we... We said that...
The rumor was that, um...

214
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,747
...you had both male and female
partes reproductivas.

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00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,165
¡Ja!

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00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,251
- ¿Qué?
- Así es.

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We said your parents flipped a coin...

218
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...decided to raise you as a girl,
but you still had a hint of a penis.

219
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- Ay dios mío.
- ¿Tú empezaste eso?

220
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- ¿Qué, escuchaste eso?
- Everyone at our school heard it.

221
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Everybody at my school heard it.
You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader?

222
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Oh, no.

223
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Oh, my God, this is all making
mucho sentido para mí ahora.

224
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,111
This is why Adam Carter
no saldría conmigo.

225
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,323
Por eso Billy Tratt
would just stay in this region.

226
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,702
Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now,
so that one's not really our fault.

227
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:17,498
- Monica, how come you never told me this?
- I thought it might be true.

228
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And I was afraid that you were gonna cry
y luego muéstramelo.

229
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Joey, deja de mirar. No hay nada ahí.
No es verdad.

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- I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.
- Ah...

231
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Eres mi Everest.

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- Joey, you don't have to finish that.
- Oh, sí, lo hago. De lo contrario, ¿qué sigue?

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Today I'm just a guy
who can't finish a turkey...

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...but tomorrow I'm the guy
who eats half a Power Bar...

235
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...wraps up the rest and puts it
en la nevera? No.

236
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I just gotta change my pants.
¿Qué estaba pensando? Los jeans no ceden.

237
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:19,143
Bueno. Bueno. Listen to what Sean McMahon
wrote in my yearbook senior year.

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"Dear Rach, you're such a great person."
No niña, "persona".

239
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,860
Rach, I think you're reading
a little too much into it.

240
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"Dear Rach, you're a great person.
Sorry about your teeny weenie."

241
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What do you want me to do...

242
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,082
...call everyone in the entire school
and tell them it wasn't true?

243
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,835
- Sí.
- Could you also tell them I'm skinny now?

244
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Oh. Yo también.

245
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,675
Now, look, I'm not calling anybody, okay?
It was like a million years ago.

246
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I don't care how long ago it was.
Le dijiste a la gente que yo era mitad y mitad.

247
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¿Sabes que? Sólo quiero señalar...

248
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...nunca hice nada para lastimarte
en la escuela secundaria.

249
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,979
Eso no es del todo cierto.

250
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- ¿Qué?
- ¿Qué?

251
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,983
Bueno, tú empezaste ese rumor.
sobre Ross...

252
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:11,070
... besándose con la señora Altmann,
nuestro bibliotecario de 50 años.

253
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,241
¿Cómo supiste eso?

254
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,789
- ¿Es cierto?
- No.

255
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,585
Sí, lo es. Los vi haciéndolo
detrás del catálogo de tarjetas.

256
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,547
¿Sra. Altmann? Ella también se besó...

257
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,675
...con Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek la noche
antes de regresar a Tailandia.

258
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,639
Lo siento, cuando estabas en la escuela secundaria
¿Te besaste con una mujer de 50 años?

259
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,977
- Oye, ella no parecía tener 50 años.
- ¿Parecía tener 16 años?

260
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,354
Oh, hay una foto de ella.
en el anuario en realidad.

261
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,856
Oh.

262
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,778
- Guau.
- No fotografió bien.

263
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,030
Probablemente no estaba familiarizada
con el proceso...

264
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,617
...habiendo pasado la mayor parte de su vida
sentado frente a pinturas al óleo.

265
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:03,831
Entonces, ¿cómo sucedió esto?
¿Te atrajo a una cena para madrugadores?

266
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,841
Estaba trabajando hasta tarde en la biblioteca.
una tarde.

267
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,510
Éramos solo nosotros dos.

268
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,137
ella necesitaba algo de ayuda
con su revoltijo de palabras.

269
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,851
Y una cosa llevó a la otra.

270
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If you must know,
Anita fue muy gentil y tierna.

271
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,530
Que descanse en paz.

272
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,118
- ¿No caminaba con bastón?
- Sólo cuando estaba húmedo.

273
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:46,457
No puedo creer que le hayas contado a la gente sobre esto.
¿Todos lo sabían?

274
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:51,379
- ¿Sabes que? Estoy de vuelta en el club.
- ¡Sí!

275
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,548
- Quiero unirme.
- Qué...? ¿Phoebe?

276
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:58,136
Lo siento, lo siento. nunca llegué a ser
en un club. I didn't go to high school.

277
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,222
Pero tres de nosotros nos encontraríamos
detrás de un contenedor de basura para aprender francés.

278
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,227
Está bien, ya sabes, está bien.
Ustedes pueden tener su pequeño y estúpido club.

279
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:10,898
Pero solo me gustaría decir lo que hiciste.
Para mí es mucho peor que lo que te hice a ti.

280
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,569
- Me diste un pito pequeñito.
- Ja, ja, sí.

281
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,950
Muy bien, escucha. Sólo estás siendo tonto.

282
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,370
Rachel, incluso con ese rumor de que estabas
una de las chicas más populares de la escuela.

283
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,330
Todos querían ser como tú.

284
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,251
Una chica quería tanto ser como tú,
se llenó los pantalones con un Tootsie Roll.

285
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,253
Guau.

286
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,756
Y Ross,
si no fuera por el rumor de Rachel...

287
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,593
...quiero decir, nadie en la escuela secundaria
Incluso habría sabido quién eras.

288
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:43,055
- Ella te puso en el mapa.
- Como un romancero de ancianos.

289
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,435
Oye, la señora Altmann era el tipo de mujer
Se notaba que solía ser bonita.

290
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:51,689
Los ojos todavía brillaban.

291
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:57,069
Hola chicos, esto es cosa del pasado.
Has pasado por mucho desde entonces.

292
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,489
Y ahora mismo tienes mucho más.
cosas importantes que suceden en sus vidas.

293
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,450
¿No puedes simplemente dejar esto pasar?

294
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,246
Ella tiene razón.

295
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,957
Sí, quiero decir,
vamos a tener un bebé juntos.

296
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,084
Esperar.

297
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,088
- ¿La dejaste embarazada?
- Sí.

298
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,883
- ¿Te vas a casar?
- No.

299
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,136
Así que la dejaste embarazada
pero no te casarás con ella.

300
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,804
Dudar.

301
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,019
- ¿Cualquiera?
- Bueno.

302
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,068
Es exactamente como imaginé que sería.

303
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,531
Muy bien, ¿dónde está ese pavo?

304
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:52,541
- Joey, esos son mis pantalones de maternidad.
- No, estos son mis pantalones de Acción de Gracias.

305
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,843
Bueno, eso es todo. He terminado.

306
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,595
Uf.

307
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,348
Aquí vienen los sudores de carne.

308
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,605
Bueno, Joey, todos estamos muy orgullosos de ti.

309
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:19,527
Sí, creo que podemos esperar una llamada.
del presidente en cualquier momento.

310
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,156
- ¿Hay algo que podamos hacer por usted?
- No, simplemente que nadie me presione el estómago.

311
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,908
Por cierto, puedes quedarte con esos pantalones.

312
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,707
Qué...? ¿Qué tienes ahí?
¿Qué es eso, pastel?

313
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:37,086
- Je. Sí, ¿quieres un poco?
- Sólo córtame un poco.

314
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,382
Un poco más grande.

315
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,093
Un poco más grande.

316
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,804
¿Tienes miedo de que se te acabe?
Córtame un pedazo real.